How do you get revenge (fun) on your spouse?

Just for fun. My husband drove me crazy last year crying everyday about not having his socks matched ( iwashed the dam things, couldnt he just find some?) so i bought him 80 pairs of socks for christmas, and indivually wrapped them. I laughed the whole 45 minutes he opened socks...what have you done?How do you get revenge (fun) on your spouse?
when she's mad at me, while she's taking a shower, I turn off the lights and leave it off. she can't help but laugh cuz she's scared of the dark. AND I make scary noises too. She's so easy to scare, it's so much fun for me! she laughs later too!How do you get revenge (fun) on your spouse?
A couple of birthdays ago He complained because i put His present (the sweater He'd been wanting) in a pretty gift bag instead of wrapped.





The next year, on His birthday, when He got home from work, He found flower petals on the floor that led to the bedroom. He found His female laying on the bed, naked, with a flower in my hair and a gift bow on my tummy. i said, ';do you want me gift wrapped?';





i'm certain He enjoyed using His present. (i also got Him a cd He really wanted. It was wrapped).
hahaha!!! Well I am kind of a baby when it comes to being home alone. I hate taking showers when I am home alone, it just freaks me out. Anyways I was home alone and had to take a shower, he came home from work, I didn't hear him come in he snuck into the bathroom and ripped back the shower curtain and shouted (just to scare the crap out of me) I was so scared it knocked me off my feet and I fell down in the shower and almost cried. So a few days later when he was in the shower, I took the brita water pitcher out of the fridge stood on the toilet and dumped it all over him! Sweet revenge!!!
That is funny as hell!





A few years ago when he was turning 40 he was being a big baby about it and didn't want anyone to know so I made a HUGE sign and hung it along the front of the garage for passer-by could see that said';





HONK!!!! Jr is 40!








People were honking all day! LOL!
When I do laundry I put my clothes and my husband's clothes away, but when he does it he just washes his things that he needs for work the next day or when he washes my things he just puts his away. So one night before we went to bed, I took all his laundered clothes and put it under the blanket on his side of the bed, lol!
I would have done the same thing . Except the 80 pairs would have all been exactly alike so there are no future crying sessions.


That is pretty funny!!
Tha'ts great! My husband gets annoyed when his shirts in his drawer aren't folded a certain way. I haven't come up with a way to get him on that. Any ideas? lol
Leave something tasty on his toothbrush.
LOL that's awesome
Sounds like you have a sense of humor I wish I had.





GO GIRL
When we first got married I didn't work b/c he was a Marine and we had a small child! One day he came home wanted dinner and didn't undersatnd why it wasn't ready and was like what do you do ALL day. I told him I clean up after Garrett all day and do laundry, dishes etc. He told me it was a lax job. So the next day I decided that if Garrett made a mess it would stay like that, didn't do laundry, make beds, dishes nothing! Abot 30min before he came home I went over to my neighbors house and hid my car over there as well. When he walked in he came right out yelling my name. I watched him for the longest time LOL The living room was a mess! Fruit loops everywhere along with sippys. Couch cushions off! Dirty clothes that Garrett strung all over the house dishes from breakfast and lunch in sink and on table! Pictures not in there place or some not on the walls And to make matters worse Garrett had dumped my purse so it looked like we had been robbed! He came running over to my friends house and I open the door causaly said what's wrong. He was like thank god you are okay what happen over there. I looked him dead in the eyes and said I sat on my *** all day! Since then he never has said anything to me about what do you do with you day! LOL





If he makes me mad and is a smart *** then when he takes a shower I fill a cup of cold water (with ICE) and pour it over the door but then of course run like hell! LOL or I tape the spray nozzle of the kitchen sink so when he get a drink or washes his hands it sprays him! Then there is the Bazoka Nerf Gun that hurts like hell if you pump it to full power ask himhow lucky he feels and no matter what he says I tell wrong answer! It leaves a donut ring; hurts like freakin' hell too... LOL





I love him though and it's all in fun...