What do you do when your spouse is always joking about you having affairs when you're on the road?

But you know she's checking on your reaction.


And I've always been good. I really have.What do you do when your spouse is always joking about you having affairs when you're on the road?
Denying never worked. Crying never worked either. Being sorry for being away never worked. Bringing home a gift never worked. Calling everyday never worked. Talking about everything I did while I was away never worked. Listening to her tell her tale of everything while I was away never worked. Nothing works. So what do I do? LAUGH. ps. That doesn't work either. But there is one (1) good thing out of this mess: She still loves me and I still love her, in spite of our insecurities.What do you do when your spouse is always joking about you having affairs when you're on the road?
Have an affair and jokingly tell her about it. She won't know whether you're joking or telling the truth, then look for the reaction on her face. If she gets mad and tells you that ';it's not funny';, then tell her ';it's not funny when you accuse me';. You could also accuse her of having an affair, because that MIGHT be going on.
Joke with her. I tease my husband about ';his girlfriend';and he teases me about ';my boyfriend';. For example, he leaves for a few days every month or two to go to conferences. When I call, and he doesn't answer, I will ask ';Why didn't you have your gf answer'; and he will laugh. The day before he comes home, he will say ';Be sure to get your boyfriend out of my side of the bed before tomorrow'; and we will laugh. If she is secure in your relationship, she may just be joking. If she tends to be jealous or insecure, then she is probably testing you, and I'd ignore her.
I would get straight to the point with her. I would say ';do you trust me?'; If so, ';why do you keep asking about affairs?'; You know that I love you, and if you don't trust me then you can't possibly love me and I guess I'm going to have to leave you if you no longer love me!





If she loves you, this should nip the problem in the bud...
Her ';humor'; is covering up a deep-rooted fear that you will find someone you think is better and abandon her. You may have always been good, and that's great. But there is probably something about you that feeds those fears. Are you kind of flirty? Do other women catch your eye a lot? Do you ever compare her to other women? Things like this, although they are not cheating, feed that sense of insecurity. You should probably do a few counseling sessions to iron things out, otherwise resentment and these cryptic remarks will continue to build.
I know when my husband was on the road...he's a truck driver, I worried. I mean I know how important sex is and I have also seen countless truck stop whores come onto him...with me right there...and I'm not talking about lot lizards either! There's songs about it even...truck stop cutie coming on to me. I suppose we just wonder and worry how long can you guys hold out. Just keep reassuring her that your only getting it at home.
Tell her that the jokes are wearing thin. Tell her that you love her and that being faithful is an important part of your marriage and nothing to joke about or make light of...Ask her to stop. If she knows it bothers you I'd bet she'll make more of an effort to curb the 'joking'.
thats an emotional roller coaster and if she's not really doing anything then she needs to keep saying that she's not..


and if he don't believe her than take him on the road with her.. that will fix him


or maybe hes the one having the affairs trying to pass it on to her.. never know!
My husband and I joke back and forth about that and we aren't checking. I trust him and he trusts me. She either trusts you or not. If you never cheat, then don't worry. If you do, then you're scum - very simple.
Tell her to get a life or go with you. Next time; act like you've been busted; give a name and how good it was and how long it has been going on.





good luck in your relationship- doesn't sound like it will last forever.
Tell her that you know why she says that and that she has nothing to worry about, you are with her because you want to be and you are faithful because you are a good, honest man. Hopefully that will ease her worries a little
Just tell her that it bothers you.Tell her that you are faithful and loyal and that you would prefer her to not make jokes about it.
Maybe you've done something that makes her doubt you, not enough to accuse you but enough for her to be a bit worried.





anyway is it such a big problem if it's only a joke?
Just re assure her. Look at all of the cheating there is out there ,alot for us all to worrie about. It doesnt mean she doesnt trust you she just doesnt want to be made a fool of or hurt. It sucks!
Always kiss your spouse whenever she/he did that,or say something about that affairs.Your living in a democratic country isn't it?
i have to agree with KJ they usually get more paranoid when they are doing something wrong themselves.***SWEET MILDRED SENT ME***
I say: guilty voice always speaks the loudest. I once read a survey in a book that said 90% of people who are cheating on their spouse accuse their spouse of cheating on them.
just tell her how good it was and look at her response. after that tell her to keep those stupid comments to herself. that there getting old.
I'd joke right back. My husband and I banter like that all the time. My fictional lover is Philippe and his is Ashley.
I'd be wondering what she's been doing on the road. My ex used to do the same thing... turns out he was having affairs. The guilty dog always barks first!
tell her yeah you have been and its been with her mother
get a nanny cam. she's screwing some dude when you're not home.